cram-it's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rokémon!]

Why won't it END?!

This was too damn long and tedious. "I want to see how many game references I can squeeze into my flash"; that's you. Why can't Team Laser Explosion make it this far? Jesus...

[bonjour]

Repetitive and Annoying

I wish Weeble had started his career in animation with Team Laser Explosion. I can't believe this meandering piffle comes from the same mind. This is almost as bad as "Badger badger" which is, quite possibly, the most evil Brain Drain in the country.

[Team Laser Explosion]

A life changing film

The only reason this movie isn't being played 'round the clock in our nation's hopitals, is because it would put them out of bussiness. Team Laser Explosion has rid me of all the ills. TO THE SKIES! K.

[Decline of Video Gaming]

Typical Newgrounds Response

A lot of people post decent arguments about why the average Newgrounds viewer is a slack jawed fuck face. And the response is always: A) Then don't come here! Boy, I thought up a good one, hyuck! or B)You have no balls! Bam! Another unbeatable come back! The fact is, 99 times out of a hundred, this site panders to the lowest bidder (ie: anything by Legendary Frog). And this movie follows suit with tired jokes used to knock on decent franchises...AGAIN. Whoopy! More pseudo-intellectual blather about why the author is better than everything and everyone in his path!

[The Matrix Has You.]

A mixed bag

I still stand firm in my hatred of Legendary Frog. His borrowed jokes fall flatter than ever. The others show a great deal of talent with flash, but little laughs. All except for "Burly Brawl" which was insanely well executed and got a smile out of me a few times.

[Colin vs Jesus: FINALE!]

Well, I'm quiting

Back in the day, I made a movie called Rap Tap Tap in an attempt to emulate Neil and his style. Toxic, Joxa, both brilliant as well. But, I just couldn't do them justice. However, you sir, have given them their due a hundred times over. Perfect.

[demonclock vs. pimpclock3]

::sigh::

Read this in that insipid Pube Mupit voice: "Little hour hands moving over something's head when it talks is funny...I swear"

headharvest responds:

k, cram it, thanks for the idea, cram it, I thank you for the tip, cram it

[Typical Flash Vid of 2001]

Your worst

Dude, I loved Shumway. It is God, no argument there. But the Cock...I mean CLOCK Crew does in fact suck ass. They deserve films that lambast them. Their films are unoriginal, unfunny, portentious, and so on. Let's see "Elvis Not Included 2: Uh One for the Money" and we can all forget about this whiny piff.

[Shumway]

Worthy of Neil himself

This movie whips a donkey's ass wif a belt.