cram-it's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Baseball Bat to Head]

Oh how wonderful...

As I refreshed the Portal, I was greeted with the title “Sex Murder”, and I thought “Oh goody, some more bilge from LiveCorpse that will give me some more incite into his deep seeded emotional issues”. I wasn’t disappointed.

Livecorpse responds:

thx ass
1/5

[Dwayne Reads]

::snicker::

If the movie isn't enough to make you giggle, read the review before mine, it's hilarious.

[Meet the new mouse...]

dude, you rock

I actually laughed at this for a change. It reminds me alot of Scary Kitten; which should be #1 on the Portal. Do yourself a favor and watch it here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=68303.

[gun min Fight]

get some new music guys

Alright, here's a simple fact of nature: any "rock" music produced after 1997 sucks. Period. Notice how you have to put your ear to the speaker to tell the difference between Disturbed, Slipknot, and all that other garbage? Some of these movies would seem alot better to me were I not so distracted by the awful soundtrack.

[Potter Puppet Pals!]

"Naked time!"

Hoozah for Mr. Cicierega, the most creative and inventive flash artist in the known universe. May his work continue to reshape the medium.

[Seinfeld II]

Brilliant!

Read the review before mine if you want more laughs.

[Potter Puppet Pals 2!]

A masterpiece

Mr. Cicierega has been somewhat of a role model of mine since the early days of the first Japanese Pokerap. His animations are always so new, original, and get this...actually funny! Take that Incendiary Toad or whatever the hell your name is!

[Froot Without Ph33r]

I'm tired of Clock worship

I was sent to this "film" after clicking "Jump to Random Portal Entry". God must hate me. Advice for those without talent: make a "Clock" film, the overwhelming majority will love it.

[Another Xmas]

I feel the need to say "Don't call me gay"

But that movie almost made me cry. It was just that beautiful. My apologies to the author, because no every review following this one will be dedicated to calling me a pansy.

[Forehead Shavecut]

Watch this film! It is your civic duty!

Normally I hate when some ding-dong runs down the list giving every category a 10, but I found myself doing it now without a second thought. I've been a part of the Animutation and "Bizar-toon"(the only flash WORTH making) scene for years, seen it all, and this film still blew me away. Hoozah for Forehead Shavecut!